BBW Dating North Plympton, South Australia

- Would I come off as vain if I tell you that I possess two things that men have been fond of? I have sensual lips and big boobies that have been kissed and licked by strangers I've found in pubs. The're so soft like a nice pillow you'd love to have whether you're just in bed or about to go to sleep.

- I hate wasting my time. I do not like stingy men. I do not like rude people. I'm a sweet and pleasant girl who loves to laugh and have fun. If you want to know more about me, then you will discover many interesting things like my big tits, sexy smile, fantastic ass and so much more. I am sure that you would want to know me more.

- Coffee in the morning. Coffee in the afternoon. Coffee in the evening. Yes. I'm a coffee addict. My tasks that need analytical thinking at work squeezes all the juice from my brain and drinking coffee replenishes it. Coffee has also transformed me into a confident woman in bed. Want to know how confident I am?

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- I'm in the dilemma of having sex on the first date or waiting until the third date happens. Well, I am naturally aggressive so when I have a sexy hunk as a date, it is hard for me to keep my hands to myself. And that's especially when a huge part of me wants to get laid already. Anyway, I hope to find someone who won't judge me for having sex with him during the first date and who wouldn't leave me if I decide to not have sex with him until after our third date.

- sorry I can't host Looking for Nsa drama free no expectations fun, not a soulmate.

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

- We are a couple married and together 15 years have kids still at home oldest 9 youngest 2 and were needing total discretion we want to experience many sexual fantasys like 3somes 4somes swinging all together all just for pleasure

- Up for mutual no strings attached fun

- I'm honest, caring, loyal, easy going, affectionate and recently separated from a 27 year relationship, so I'm looking forward to experiencing something or someone different.

- Generally dominant in my life, looking to submit to someone who can stretch my boundaries and mind. New to the life style so a bit shy. Talk to me but dont assume Im going to jump straight in.

- Looking for no strings attached fun. I'm not interested in stories, I read all day for work. I'm not interested in whatever crap you've copy pasted from google. If I wanted to read that trash I'd go buy a book or hit up google... If I don't respond to your message it's because I have dicks pretty much being thrown at my face right now, I'm either busy, you probably lied about your age or are too old/look like my dad. Only looking for genuine people, if you're just after pics and a fap piss off and stop wasting my time. Yes I'm a bitch and I don't care! I just want cock kgo

- I'm the type of girl who is always in the mood to flirt and to be naughty. I can flirt with you first thing in the morning and I can also flirt with you right before I sleep. And basically, I can flirt with you all day and all night. If you think you can handle how flirty I am, it would be great if I receive a message from you.

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.

- I feel like I lost my way from heaven, so I am now trying to adapt to life on Earth. People are fascinating; each with a story, with questions, and with secrets. Want me to keep your company until we both find our way? I promise you'll experience what it feels like to be in a paradise full of pleasure and satisfaction.