BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Complex layers, juicy and full bodied.

- Oh, no. Here I am again. I could feel that my sex drive is now going so low. It is like holding the sole of my foot without bending over to touch it. That is the current situation of my sexual life. I am here to end that drought. I no longer want to be barren and empty. I need a man who could do wonders in order for me to keep alive once again.

- I'm very sexy and horny all the time.. I want to meet young guys from 19 to 25 for fun only... please respect the limit age..

- look for some fun and to enjoy the ride ;) please make me wet

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- Lonely girl looking for fun!

- Just got out of a long term relationship I won't bore you with the details. Looking for fun

- Lonely married girl looking for chats with substance. Bit if a nudist when I can be, love to get my breasts out in the fresh air as often as possible. My job can be quite stressful, I like to relax and let loose when I get home, hoping to connect with others that can help me with this.

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- Im down for anything Rn Hit me up if your free and in to big cuddly girls

- Hi Im 36 Out of a long term relationship looking to hook up and if turns in to something more then thats awesome Im not a size 6 Im not into weird kinky shit Ive recently lost quite a lot of weight so my body is far from hot but Im funny fun to be around but looking to see who is out there

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- Curvy independent woman seeks fun

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- New to the area, just out of a relationship so not looking for anything serious. I have pics I'm willing to send, but don't usually like having them on public display. Only here for a short time, but I'm planning on having a good time. Hit me up if you're close.