BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I love to have fun, smile at gorgeous men and spread positivity around me. I want to have a lot of orgasms if that's what you're looking for. Come say "Hi" to me and let us hang out. Allow me to take away your stress then let it fade away. You would be thankful that you found me here.

- I'm the curvy, seductive girl next door you always wanted to undress with your eyes. Of course, no one has to know that you secretly do that kind of thing. I'm your dirty little secret, the greatest desire and your luxury escape. How would you love to have someone like me?

- I am 19 and sexy

- Don't ask what I'm looking for cause I dunno

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- "Picky" I'm picky about almost everything because for me, there's no room for mistakes. Before doing business with someone, I have to analyze if it's for the better or if it would just result in nothing. You have to keep in mind then that before introducing yourself, make sure that you're not wasting my time or your time.

- Wild, sexy, and creative woman. That is what they often say about me and I won't deny any of that. Anyway, what I can tell you about me is that I enjoy extreme sports and arts. As a matter of fact, I have an art studio and it is where all my ideas and passion unfold. If there is anyone here who's interested in seeing my art studio, let me know. If you play your cards right, you might really get a chance to lay eyes on my precious studio.

- Hi! I'm a very shy individual and kinda nervous when is comes to meeting up haha I hope we can get to know each other well

- A free-spirited woman who has a kind heart and an amazing body. I am a daring lady who enjoys what outdoors have to offer. The adrenaline rush I get from doing extreme activities makes me feel younger. I enjoy doing motorcycle riding, skydiving, and cliff diving. I don't mind if these are very risky activities. I love the feeling of having my life on the line. If I am not busy diving from high places, I enjoy horse riding and walking by the beach. Not to brag, but I am a great rider, especially if I am riding a fit stallion.

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- If you want to know more just ask

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- Curvy independent woman seeks fun

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