BBW Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I firmly believe that there is always a choice when it comes to love. One of those choices is when age doesn't matter when it comes to relationships. I don't care who is young or old, as long as we get along with each other, then we're good. We could still have some hot actions on the bed whether the man is younger or older than I am.

- Unlike other ladies, I am not into the bad boy type of guy who will only like me for flirting and sex. Instead, I am into the good guys who know how to respect me and how to treat me in special ways. Label me as old-fashioned or whatever, I still think that the good guys are the ones that are worthy of my time, care and attention. So, if you think you're a good guy, DM me and let's see what happens next.

- Looking for a casual, no-strings-attached arrangement!

- Very discreet

- Well, I guess it is already evident that I am not that young anymore. But despite that, I want to say that I still know how to function well in bed and in a way that will leave men wanting for more. By the way, I am not here to find a sugar baby or anything like that. The reason why I am here is because I want to find a guy who would want to touch, tease, and maybe play with me in my dungeon a.k.a. my bedroom.

- I have tons of dirty secrets that I want to share with you and I am truly amazing when it comes to sex. I will make you feel better and I never disappoint. By the way, I am not yet married and I do not have plans on settling down any time soon. I'm only here for fun. If you can give me that, hit me up!

- I ones had sex in a pool house

- When I was a little girl, all I knew was how to blow balloons. But as I grew older, I learned a lot of the things and one of them is giving up blowing balloons. Instead I opt for something harder and longer than balloons. I now enjoy blowing dicks the belong to gorgeously dazzling and hot men. Are you one of them?

- Hi! I'm a very shy individual and kinda nervous when is comes to meeting up haha I hope we can get to know each other well

- I live in Sydney I want to eventually get out of Sydney and do something else, and live somewhere else, because I have been living and working in Sydney for a long time and although I enjoy it I realise its time to move on. Im kinda new to all this and I really really dont want to get pregnant 🤰 so what Im mainly looking for is someone whos willing to kiss, I can hand jobs to and am up for sex as long as we use condoms and are safe as Im not on the pill. When checking guys out PLEASE SEND full body, face and dick pics. I dont like pubic hair or really hairy chests and dont like full on beards like Abraham Lincoln style that. I prefer guys are my height or taller, guys that are circumcised. Im not into BDSM or whipping or any of that crazy stuff. I also wouldnt mind company if ur up for it/hanging out. I am always up for movies, going to Luna Park (as I love rides and rollercoasters) house parties or even just going out for good food and drinks. If ur not up for any of these things i completely understand. Im back and forth between Sydney and Newcastle atm because of casual childcare work I work at a lot of different centres, so if u live on the central coast, Sydney and Newcastle than we can catch up. Im up for travelling around Australia as well as long as 1) u like me and wanna fuck, 2) I see face, body and dic picks and 3) if I do travel we can get a cheap hotel room and have some fun also to once covid19 borders relax and open up around Australia) Im also looking for a relationship but I completely understand this isnt the forum or place for this to find that and understand that people purely just wanna hook up and have sex. Just thought Id put it out there. Cheers!

- sweet and kindhearted

- Looking for regular fun and a connection in and out of the bedroom

- Love a good ride.

- Curvy independent woman seeks fun

- Curvy girl looking for fun